The economy is so bad that:
- I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- They renamed Wall Street ” Wal-Mart Street”.
- Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck…