Ten Reasons Superman Renounced his American Citizenship

In the 900th issue of Action Comics Superman renounces his American Citizenship.

Here are ten of the Man of Steel’s reasons.

10. No more phone booths in America.

9. Smallville seized Kent Farm by eminent domain and sold the land to build a WalMart.

8. Lois Lane became Larry King’s eighth wife.

7. Clark Kent’s rent-controlled Metropolis apartment torn down to build luxury condos.

6. FDA declared Superman’s X-ray vision a medical device needing their approval to use.

5. Lana Lang released old Superboy/Lex Luthor gay sex video on Facebook.

4. EPA-funded study declared Superman the cause of global warming.

3. Donald Trump’s demands to see his long-form Kryptonian birth certificate.

2. Sick of TSA groping every time he flies.

1. Wikileaks revealed his secret identity.

Via Neil Schulman (thanks to Nestor)


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4 Responses to Ten Reasons Superman Renounced his American Citizenship

  1. aleon says:

    Well… don’t tell me that he got married with Carla Bruni 😛

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